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Posted on 9 March 2015


Hey guys,

I got quite a few Happy Birthday emails yesterday. To everyone who sent me good wishes, thank you so much - you truly made my day. :)

However, I've been thinking about it and March 8th, 1990 is the fake date on the fake birth certificate offered up by my fake father to fool me into thinking I was someone I'm not. So, I have decided that TODAY March 9th is my official birthday instead.

So screw you, Wayland. And, come to think of it, you never once celebrated your birthday... Is that because you were cooked up in some mad scientist's evil test tube? It's hard to imagine a human being giving birth to you.

Anyway, no need for gifts or anything, you guys are all I ever wanted.



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