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Posted on 14 April 2015



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Students, ever have one of those mornings when you wake up and the feeling of being out of control of your own life just overwhelms you? That life is just a random series of events with no particular pattern, other than that it seems to be optimized to keep you guessing at all times? Yeah, you guessed it - that’s me today.


Forgetting about the big picture of my life being a giant hoax, I suddenly have a sister and her crazy stalker mom, a turtle, a boyfriend who came back from the dead, a psycho ninja trainer, the power to levitate objects (WTF?), and the responsibility of dealing with the actual end of the world…


And on a more practical level, my place is still only half built, my Leaderboard is still broken <shakes fists at sky>, and I have a bunion (eww).


Rationally, I know that what I have to do is keep cool and just deal with each thing individually. But that’s hard when you feel like you’re in a washing machine on spin cycle.


What do you guys do when you feel this way? Meditation, primal scream therapy, crossword puzzles, burpees? I need some advice.



-S

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