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Posted on 14 April 2015


Students, ever have one of those mornings when you wake up and the feeling of being out of control of your own life just overwhelms you? That life is just a random series of events with no particular pattern, other than that it seems to be optimized to keep you guessing at all times? Yeah, you guessed it - that’s me today.

Forgetting about the big picture of my life being a giant hoax, I suddenly have a sister and her crazy stalker mom, a turtle, a boyfriend who came back from the dead, a psycho ninja trainer, the power to levitate objects (WTF?), and the responsibility of dealing with the actual end of the world…

And on a more practical level, my place is still only half built, my Leaderboard is still broken <shakes fists at sky>, and I have a bunion (eww).

Rationally, I know that what I have to do is keep cool and just deal with each thing individually. But that’s hard when you feel like you’re in a washing machine on spin cycle.

What do you guys do when you feel this way? Meditation, primal scream therapy, crossword puzzles, burpees? I need some advice.


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