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Posted on 16 March 2015

Untie Me First04:28

Untie Me First


- Bondage? How topical. What is this?

- You got aggressive. You came at me. Can't have that.

- You broke into my home, and snuck up behind me.

- I've been trying to do this is as delicately as possible.

- Delicate is not a word I would associate with you. Can you please untie me?

- No.

- No?

- You don't look like you're ready to play nice.

- What do you want?

- Employment.

- Try Craigslist.

- Don't you at least want to hear my proposal?

- Untie me first.

- Do you promise to behave?

- Look, I know that you are supposed to be this, like, off-the-charts, super-badass Ninja chick, but I don't give a shit. This isn't how I have conversations.

- Worked for you and Greg.

- Ah, yes, our old pal Greg. What is the deal with you two, anyway?

- I have no control over other people's obsessions.

- Well, whatever you did do to him--

- He brought it on himself.

- Unite me. Come on. What are you really afraid of?

- You're going to do something stupid, aren't you? Seriously? I've seen six-year-olds with more torque. Was that as fun for you as it was for me? Have we learned our lesson? Or do I need to tie you up again? Do I?

- No.

- You have talent, but it needs to be shaped. To be worked properly. And I can help with that.

- Is this where you say, "we're not so different you and I?"

- We're not. We both had things that we love taken from us.

- Cut the shit.

- What's your pitch?

- The pitch is: I train you. I teach you how not to die. Prepare you for Endgame. Which is what I do.

- Not according to Greg Jordan. He says you don't play that game anymore.

- Greg Jordan has his head up his ass.

Is that really who you decided to trust?

- I don't trust anyone. Especially someone who breaks into my home, hides in the rafters and then ties me to a heavy bag.

- I'm here because I believe in you. Maybe that's hard to believe because of everything that I've been doing,

but it's the truth. I haven't felt this way about anyone in a long time.

- What happened to them?

- He was killed.

- Well, that's not very inspiring, given your training. He was 12. I wasn't training him. We were trained together. Brought up in the same cell.

- You're the one who escaped.

- My price is fair. I get results quickly. We can't have you dying, Stella. Let me help you, and I promise you won't. Is this a deal?

- Why not.

- You won't regret it.

- I'm gonna go take a shower.

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