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DescriptionEdit

This is the questionnaire that is avaialble in the Vyctory Resort website


Take this short quiz to help us customize the perfect fantasy just for you. Remember, this is a fantasy, be honest with yourself, be honest with us. You won’t regret it -- at least not until you get back home


QuestionsEdit

WALKING DOWN A BOARDWALK YOU SEE A CLOWN HANDING OUT PLASTIC FLOWERS AND BALLOONS. YOU:

a) Knock the flowers and balloons out of the clown’s hands and slap him hard across the face.

b) Walk over, shake the clown's hand and take a balloon to carry for the rest of the day.

c) Run over, give the clown a big hug, and help him hand out the presents.

d) Walk by the clown, smirk, and ask him how his life got so off-course that he had to resort to this.


WHICH OF THESE PETS WOULD YOU BE MOST LIKELY TO OWN:

a) Snow Leopard

b) Boa Constrictor

c) French Bulldog

d) Toucan


YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW UNEXPECTEDLY ARRIVES ON YOUR DOORSTEP, AND SHE WANTS TO STAY WITH YOU FOR A WEEK. YOU:

a) Are thrilled to spend quality time with family.

b) Make clear your annoyance to your spouse and spend the week trying to shorten the visit.

c) Explain to her how to "use the damn phone" and plan an 'unfortunate accident.'

d) Accommodate her visit and remain pleasant.


ON VACATION YOU HEAR ABOUT A NUDE BEACH NEARBY. YOU:

a) Think about going but quickly decide it's not a good idea.

b) Go to check it out, wearing a tiny bathing suit just in case you decide to join in.

c) Move from where you are immediately, in case you accidentally see something obscene.

d) Grab as many people as you can and run there naked.


YOU FIND YOURSELF IN A ROOM WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS HURT YOUR FEELINGS BADLY, LYING ON THE FLOOR UNCONSCIOUS. YOU:

a) Tie them up and call the authorities.

b) Wake them up, and try to find common ground.

c) Wake them up and fight them.

d) Tie them up, wake them, and beat them to death.


YOU SEE A PITBULL ATTACKING A BABY PANDA IN THE STREET. YOU:

a) Call for help.

b) Get some popcorn.

c) Help the dog.

d) Freeze in your tracks.


YOU WIN A CONTEST THAT GIVES YOU AN ALL-EXPENSE PAID VACATION TO ANYWHERE YOU WISH. YOU CHOOSE TO GO:

a) Back home to visit your family.

b) On a guided boat trip down the Amazon.

c) To a nice resort in the Bahamas.

d) On a Russian rocket for a trip to the International Space Station.


YOU'RE HUNGRY AND SEE TWO RESTAURANTS: THE GOLDEN ARCHES AND RARE MEAT. THE GOLDEN ARCHES SERVES AMERICAN FAST FOOD. ON RARE MEAT'S MENU ARE RATTLESNAKE, HIPPO, AND A SECTION CALLED ‘ONLY THE NAUGHTY BITS. YOU:

a) Momentarily consider the fast food offerings, turn up your nose and enter Rare Meat.

b) Peer at the odd menu of Rare Meat, give a small shudder and treat yourself to a nice, happy meal.

c) Involuntarily retch at Rare Meat’s menu, and run towards the Golden light.

d) Throw a brick into the window of The Golden Arches and gleefully grab a table at Rare Meat.


YOU SEE TWO ELEPHANTS MATING IN THE ZOO. YOU:

a) Get the urge to call everyone in your 'little black book'.

b) Look at the crowd to see if anyone else is feeling as excited as you are.

c) Take note of how different these animals are from humans and move on.

d) Turn your head in disgust and walk away as quickly as possible.



AT YOUR OFFICE, SOMEONE HAS BROUGHT IN A CAKE TO CELEBRATE A CO-WORKER’S BIRTHDAY. YOU:

a) Lead everyone in singing “Happy Birthday” and organize a rousing game of "Pin the Tail on the Donkey."

b) Grin and bear the singing and go back to your desk with a bitter piece of cake.

c) Shove Birthday Boy's face into the cake and tell everyone to get back to work.

d) Wish your co-worker well and have cake with everyone.


WHILE DRIVING, YOU SEE A VERY ATTRACTIVE, SMILING PERSON STANDING NUDE BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD. YOU:

a) Jump out of the car and take your clothes off too.

b) Shield your eyes as you drive past and call the authorities.

c) Slow down and ask politely if they need help.

d) Stop immediately, and proposition them.



YOU ARE ASLEEP IN YOUR BED WHEN YOU HEAR SOMEONE BREAKING INTO YOUR HOME. YOU:

a) Pull the covers over your head and hope they leave.

b) Lock your bedroom door and scream out "I'm calling the police!"

c) Sneak downstairs with a knife and wait for the intruder. When he comes close, you slit his throat and watch him bleed out.

d) Grab a gun and fire wildly into the dark.


ResultsEdit

Depending on the answers there seem to exist 16 possible personality results.

Letters Description Image
psoa

ENCOUNTER

Ever wanted a revenge one-nighter with that waiter or waitress at the Diner? Sick and tired of your significant other being constantly on your back? Well, we can bring your pedestrian anger to full lifelike 3D! (Actual spouse walking in on you can be arranged for an additional fee.

Psoa
psoh

ROMANCE

Awww. Aren’t you sweet? Candlelight, bon bons, and heart-shaped tubs what you’re looking for? Well, we can do that (at least as well as every other 2-bit motel on the Strip). You and your boo, snuggling and smooching… Zzzzzzz. Oh, sorry… Dozed off there for a minute! 

Psoh
psea

DIRTY

Exotic locales and weird fetishes not your thing? Just like your fantasies down, dirty and angry? We’re ready! Pick the partner of your choice and get ready for action! 

Psea
pseh

HAREM

Saucy little dickens, aren’t you? This one’s an oldie but a goodie. Pick a number from 2 to 1,000 of the flavor of your choice – or mix and match! Grapes… peeled. Desires… fulfilled. Memories… forever.

Pseh
pnoa

ROAD RAGE

Yeah, it’s easy to see why you’d want to come to the most exclusive resort on the Strip to live out a fantasy that you could get in your rented Buick. Regardless, we’ll be happy to serve up whatever mundane annoyance gets you up in the morning. Or, just poke yourself in the eye with a stick.

Pnoa
pnoh

HAMMOCK

No offense, but are you in the right place? You could either pay us a huge amount of money to build the most boring fantasy imaginable, or you could grab a nice can of Fresca and sit by the window for a spell. Your call!

Pnoh
pnea

COCK FIGHT

We’re not sure if there’s an official condition called Generalized Anger Disorder, but if there were, you’d qualify! Try our “watch animals hurt each other” package to let you indulge your inner rage-monster without all the pesky “risk” or “involvement”. Once you’re done with this fantasy, you will be even more ready to implode!

Pnea
pneh

LUAU

Well, Jeepers, you’re a wild one! This is just like actual travel except much more expensive. We’ll build a fantasy for you exactly like a trip to your favorite exotic locale, but without all the complicated traveling. Make sure you bring your camera, this virtual trip will be one fake vacation to remember! 

Pneh
vsoa

DOMINATOR

What are you so angry about? Who cares! You’re free to take out your aggression however, whenever, on whomever you want. No guilt, no responsibility, no consequences. What’s not to love. EVERYTHING.

Vsoa
vsoh

BONDAGE

For those who like their playtime fun, pure, and uncut. No fancy scenarios. No animals. Just you, your favorite tools of the trade and all the time in the world. Go for it, we have medical staff on call 24/7!

Vsoh
vsea

DEVIANT

Angry little pervert, aren't you? Not for the faint of heart, this fantasy will let you explore the darkest recesses of your horrifying mind. Don't worry, we don't judge. And we'll make sure that when you're done, you won't have to see one!

Vsea
vseh

PREDATOR

As close to pure evil as a fantasy can be. You’re pretty much a clinical psychopath. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with an experience so immoral, you’ll never be the same. And once you’re done in here, look out real world… Heeeere’s Johnny! 

Vseh
vnoa

EXECUTION

Don’t have time or interest in big fancy scenarios? Nothing exotic here – just you, your victim, and your favorite method of death. We have it all – firing squad, guillotine, noose. Your sadistic wish is our command!

Vnoa
vnoh

DUEL

Tired of your co-worker constantly trying to step over you for that big promotion? Always wanted to give that bully from Junior High a piece of her own medicine? Here’s your chance. A duel at 20 paces is your ticket! And don’t worry we’ll give you all the training you need to make sure the outcome is exactly what you’re hoping for.

Vnoh
vnea

HUNTING GROUNDS

Safaris, hunting "animals" boring you to tears? Well, don't worry, we've got you covered! Hunt down "the most dangerous game" anywhere in the world. And with enough advance warning and a modest extra fee, we'll make sure that your prey is exactly the one you want it to be.

Vnea
vneh

SAFARI

You’re worried that if you indulge your perfectly normal desires in the “real world” that you’ll end up getting vilified on every loser’s Facebook page? Don’t be. Let us set you up! You can appreciate all the wildlife you know and love, then shoot it and bring it home. No fuss, no muss, no goody-goody busybodies. 

Vneh


Extra NotesEdit

There is some speculation of what each of the letters could stand for

  • P/V: Passive/Violent
  • N/S: Non-sexual/Sexual
  • O/E: Ordinary/Exotic
  • H/A: Happy/Angry

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